What is a woman

The word Women is very confusing to man, they read the book men are from Mars women is from Venus and man continues to try and work out what woman is and wants.

Erma Bombeck got woman described beautifully:

 

WOMAN. . . . . . . . .

When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day…….

An angel came by and asked,
“Why spend so much time on her?”

The Lord answered “Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?”

She must function on all kinds of situations,
She must be able to embrace several kids at the same time,
Have a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart,
She must do all this with only two hands,
She cures herself when sick and can work 18 hours a day”

THE ANGEL was impressed “Just two hands…..impossible! And this is the standard model?”

The Angel came closer and touched the woman
“But you have made her so soft, Lord”.
“She is soft”, said the Lord,
“But I have made her strong. You can’t imagine what she can endure and overcome”

“Can she think?” the Angel asked…
The Lord answered, “Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate”

The Angel touched her cheeks….
“Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her”
“She is not leaking…it is a tear” The Lord corrected the Angel…

“What’s it for?” Asked the Angel…..
The Lord said, “Tears are her way of expressing her grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride.”…

This made a big impression on the Angel,
“Lord, you are a genius. You thought of everything.
A woman is indeed marvelous”

Lord said “Indeed she is.
She has strength that amazes a man.
She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.
She holds happiness, love and opinions.
She smiles when she feels like screaming.
She sings when she feels like crying, cries when happy and laughs when afraid.
She fights for what she believes in.

Her love is unconditional.
Her heart is broken when a next-of-kin or a friend dies but she finds strength to get on with life”

The Angel asked: So she is a perfect being?
The Lord replied: No. She has just one drawback…
“She often forgets what she is worth”

– Written by Erma Bombeck

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About the Author

Amanda-Mary
I am known as Mary which is my middle name. I am a holistic practitioner and Senior Cancer researcher. I can be a gentle woman, I have a big heart and big personality! I'm the caretaker type. When you are on the side of the road with a flat Tyre, I'm the lady who stops, when you need to pull out onto the road, i am the lady that gives way. When you are coming through the door, I'm the lady who holds it for you and gives you a humble smile and a soft hello, I will always give up my seat to others regardless of age, disability or gender. I work hard with my mind and my hands and I am more "in tune" with life, truth and nature, than most people.I am a well educated professional lady , I am a Cool ,respectful, and a comprehensive person, who really does experience love in its full sense.I can seldom be social, and on occasion an outgoing person. I am well balanced in my life. I am a lady of true character who believes in giving people a fair chance.My children are the most important people in my life, although all none dependent, leading busy lives themselves. I am well read and well traveled, I am not materialistic, I have old fashioned views and morals, I can be blunt when it comes to the truth. I don't tolerate fools and thieves lightly. I am earthy and down to earth with a great sense of humor. I am considerate to my surroundings, i have a love of the outdoors and nature in general.I am a cancer researcher ofI am the nurture carer type. I have been a cancer researcher for almost 2 decades. I work at a Cancer Healing Center as a holistic practitioner. I speak truth about what really cures cancer, openly. I speak about how the medical industry is failing us.I get knocked down but I get up again and come back stronger. I am faithful to my own soul, mind and body. I am a harmless flirt. I have few friends but those I have I adore and will do anything for. I am most often described as eccentric and energetic.My Philosophy of life is to live every day like its my last and every night like it was my 1st and this keeps me young, healthy and fit. No regrets! I am young at heart, full of fun.That's me, love and light.

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